Jokes 1 (Mixed)

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

DAD: Son, where have you been?
SON: At school*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*


The team
members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not
to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long being in the hotel room and still
not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and
goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi
Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a
Muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets
him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up
of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him
again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognize me?"

The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"