There is an man that Reached his mid life crisis, and he decides to go out and buy a brand new mustang, he is at the dealership and asks to take the mustang on a test drive, he feels so young in the mustang, so he decides to speed up, and before he knows it he is going 90 MPH, and then a cop is behind him, he looks at the cop and thinks, "Wow i feel so young" and decides to speed up again, to 100 mph, then again to 120 mph, finally after 30 minutes into the chase, he decides to slow down and take what is coming to him.
Police: why on earth were you going so fast?
Old Man: I don't know I just had a bad day mid life crisis issues.
Police man: I tell you what, if you can tell me one excuse I have never heared
in all the years on the force I will let you go with nothing more then a warning.
Old Man: ~Thinks for a second, until he figures out what to say~
Old Man: Well my wife left me last night for a police officer, and I thought you were trying to return her.
Police: Have a nice day
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